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I Seriously Need To Know Which Of These Beloved Disney Characters You Think Would Win In A Physical Fight

I Genuinely Just Want To Know Which Of These Disney Characters You Think Would Win In A Physical Fight

“Let’s get ready to Dumbooo!”

WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE BATTLE ROYALE: DISNEY EDITION.

The rules here are simple: We will present you with two Disney characters. You will tell us which of the two you believe would win in a physical fight. Then, we will show you where your opinions line up with everyone else’s! Ready? OKAY! Here we go!!!

  1. 1.

    Simba from The Lion King Vs. Kovu from The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride:

    Disney

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Simba from The Lion King Vs. Kovu from The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride:

  1. Simba would win. Kovu would be feeling the CLAWS tonight, amirite?

  2. Kovu would win. He’d send Simba back to hang out with daddy Mufasa in those clouds.

  1. 2.

    Moana from Moana Vs. Ariel from The Little Mermaid:

    Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Courtesy Everett Collection

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Moana from Moana Vs. Ariel from The Little Mermaid:

  1. Moana would win. The water CHOSE her, it got stuck with Ariel.

  2. Ariel would win. *Bane voice* Oh, Moana thinks the water is her ally? She merely adopted the water; Ariel was born in it…moulded by it. She didn’t see the land until she already had legs…

  1. 3.

    Jafar (but as that big-ass snake) Vs. Maleficent (but as that big-ass dragon):

    Disney

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Jafar (but as that big-ass snake) Vs. Maleficent (but as that big-ass dragon):

  1. Jafar (but as that big-ass snake) would win.

  2. Maleficent (but as that big-ass dragon) would win.

  1. 4.

    Andy from Toy Story Vs. Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh:

    Pixar/Disney

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Andy from Toy Story Vs. Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh:

  1. Andy would win, and — when he was victorious — he’d write his name on the bottom of Christopher Robin’s shoe!

  2. Christopher Robin would win. He’d kick Andy’s butt a full 100 acres!

  1. 5.

    Cinderella from Cinderella Vs. Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty:

    Disney

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Cinderella from Cinderella Vs. Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty:

  1. Cinderella would win. That lady would simply shank you with her shoe. Don’t mess with a woman walking around on LITERAL. GLASS.

  2. Aurora would win. Just call her “Melatonin” because she’d put Cindy’s butt to SLEEP.

  1. 6.

    Hercules from Hercules Vs. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast:

    Disney

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Hercules from Hercules Vs. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast:

  1. Hercules would win. He put the “Glad” in “Gladiator” and now he’ll put the FEAR OF THE GODS in Gaston.

  2. Gaston would win. No one frauds like Gaston, changes odds like Gaston, no one beats the crap out of Greek Gods like Gaston!

  1. 7.

    Baloo from The Jungle Book Vs. Dumbo from Dumbo:

    Disney

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Baloo from The Jungle Book Vs. Dumbo from Dumbo:

  1. Baloo would win. “Bare Necessities?” More like he’ll beat this lil’ elephant down with his BARE/BEAR HANDS!

  2. Dumbo would win. “Let’s get ready to Dumbooooooo!”

  1. 8.

    Dr. Facilier from The Princess and the Frog Vs. Elsa from Frozen:

    Disney

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Dr. Facilier from The Princess and the Frog Vs. Elsa from Frozen:

  1. Dr. Facilier would win. My dude has friends on the other side. They’re demons. My dude has straight-up demon friends.

  2. Elsa would win. I hope Dr. Facilier brought his snow boots because, Honey, he’s got a big storm comin’.

  1. 9.

    Marlin from Finding Nemo Vs. Flounder from The Little Mermaid:

    Disney

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Marlin from Finding Nemo Vs. Flounder from The Little Mermaid:

  1. Marlon would win. No one would ever be able to find Flounder.

  2. Flounder would win. This guppy is about to clown on that fish!

  1. 10.

    Mother Gothel from Tangled Vs. Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

    Disney

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Mother Gothel from Tangled Vs. Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

  1. Mother Gothel would win. Mother knows best and what’s best is kickin’ this creep’s butt back to kingdom come!

  2. Judge Claude Frollo would win. This man almost set a family on fire inside of their own home. He’s ruthless.

  1. 11.

    The Beast from Beauty and the Beast Vs. Sully from Monsters Inc.:

    Disney/Pixar

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The Beast from Beauty and the Beast Vs. Sully from Monsters Inc.:

  1. The Beast would win. He’d break the spell, and then break a steel chair over Sully’s head.

  2. Sully would win. He’d scare the Beast into oblivion and then laugh about it with Mike.

  1. 12.

    Iago from Aladdin Vs. Zazu from The Lion King:

    Disney

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Iago from Aladdin Vs. Zazu from The Lion King:

  1. Iago would win. He’d clip Zazu’s wings and then ask if “Polly want a cracker?!”

  2. Zazu would win and, after he was done, he’d use Iago’s feathers to make a very handsome throw rug!

  1. 13.

    And finally, the ultimate triple-threat match — Mickey Mouse Vs. Donald Duck Vs. Goofy:

    Disney

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And finally, the ultimate triple-threat match — Mickey Mouse Vs. Donald Duck Vs. Goofy:

  1. Mickey Mouse would win. He’s the G.O.A.T. No jokes, just truth.

  2. Donald Duck would win. This duck has anger issues and — let’s be real — has had these other two on his list for a HOT minute.

  3. Goofy would win. My man’s already got his gloves on! Hyuck-yuck, MotherYuckers.

How’d your battle Disney Royal Rumble opinions line up everyone else’s? Which fight match-up would you most like to see?! FIGHT ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS!

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